About IQ, part 2: Doctors

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"Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year."

"The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993."

"Discharge status: Alive but without permission."

"The patient refused an autopsy."

"The patient has no past history of suicides."

"Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days." (40 pounds = 18 kg)

"Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch."

"Patient was alert and unresponsive."

"Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities."

"Skin: Somewhat pale but present."

"The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed."

"When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room."

"The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blank to dispose of him."